Praise Olorunfemi 

There is this occurrence that has been going on in a world quite distant from here, it is a world that is part of a whole system or should we call it a timeline you might have not thought to be true. Now, there is a caveat here, you have to be familiar with the Marvel Studios’ MCU narrative for you to get this story. However, a short background so you can get this story  can be provided. The MCU here refers to the Marvel Cinematic Universe, perhaps you do not know them, they are the one responsible for making the popular “The Avengers” movies and the likes. So in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, there is the concept of a different perception of time, reality, and existence. First thing you should understand is that, instead of the universe, there is a multiverse reality, and the implication of that is that, there is an alternate existence or reality. Hence, there is an alternate existence of every original existence. So, if earth is an original existence there is an alternate earth in as many dimensions of existence as possible, by the dimension we refer to worlds. Another implication of the multiverse is this, there are other intelligent life forms in existence, not necessarily humanoid. This particular implication explains what is about to be explained now. Remember the alternate existence concept, good, since it is an alternate, there is a wide range of freedom of modifications, it does not necessarily need to be the exact same, it is alternate, so that sense of uniqueness is maintained. The next thing is, the reality of dimensions, okay, if you have watched “Green Lantern”, remember when Hal was transported to Oa from earth? And the first being he met was Tomar-Re, Hal’s first reaction was, “a talking fish?”. What happened is that, Tomar-Re is of the Darian race, whose DNA resembles that of earth’s ichthyological species (fish), Tomar-Re is the protector of sector 2813, home to 80, 012 galaxies, 2.34 million sentient species, wondering how I know that? I have a green lantern ring on, and it has activated a knowledge base for me, hence, what I am about to share. 

So, this planet called Doxy is quite a distance away from earth’s milky way, some light years away in another galaxy. It is inhabited by the Crugian race, similar to earth’s cynological species (dogs), however they stand upright. One very striking feature of this race is their hyper intelligence. They rely so much on intellectualism, logicalism and pragmatism to solve all of their problems. Interestingly, they are also not without a number of problems as we speak, unfortunately, some of their problems appear quite ridiculous. Although their problems seem solvable, it appears they have been grappling with a cycle of anomalies, hypocrisy being one of their biggest nightmares. It is also important to point out the fact that most of their practices are quite similar to a large extent to what we have here on earth, but not in its entirety.

Now, on Doxy planet, the Crugians have certain peculiarities to their communication, aside from their speech pattern, they also exhibit certain communicative measures the cynological species on earth possess, that is, they growl, howl, and also bark. However, each of these peculiar sounds or communication styles have specific purposes, and quite different from what you might guess. In fact, being a member of the Crugian race is not an automatic ticket to being able to communicate in these styles. However, of all these communicative sounds, a deep growl preceding a resonating bark-like sound is a very key marker to the state of integrity of a true Crugian. It is very important to understand that this process is not as easy as it seems here on earth, as it is a very big deal on Doxy planet. The ability of any Crugian to be able to perform these feat and on a consistent basis has a lot of very pivotal implication to their way of life, the advancement of their society, their infrastructural development, the sanity maintained in their government, and all other matters associated to what we would refer to as development, ethics, and virtues here on earth. This particular ability is referred to as “broost”

One thing that be must understood about the Doxy planet, which is, it also had it own form of evolution, and starting points of development, like that of earth’s. They also had their classic period, when their ancient elders and extremely wise and hyper intelligent sages came together to rebuild their world, and led them to the advancement they have had for millenniums now. However, they began to experience some setback at some point, due to contact from the outside world. And overtime, there was a need for “broostism”, as their values were nose-diving on eroding slopes. Their trainlets, an equivalent to the school or formal academic system we have here on earth, began to design means to rid themselves of the societal maladies they find themselves in, hence descendants of these ancient Crugians had to come together to find ways they would rid themselves of these societal degradation. And from painstaking research, very deep reference to history, hundreds of thousands of  experiments, over a couple of centuries, they discovered “broosting” as one of the mitigating ways to rebuild the internal structures of their society. 

Now, it is also important to note that there had been no need for “broosting”, and until the descendants of the ancient Crugians discovered it, the Crugians had never had a cause to broost whatsoever. Broosting comes as a consequential effect of a deliberate kind of lifestyle, that is, a certain kind of lifestyle and practice must be upheld before any Crugian is able to attain broosting. A Crugian that can broost simply means, a morally upright Crugian, whose broosting abilities possess a societal influence and correctional aura and authority in some instances. To achieve this, the pragmatics of applied principles of broosting is being entrenched in their trainlets, that is, their own form of educational institutions. Now, the best and most prestigious trainlets on Doxy planet, is the first of trainlets the ancient Crugian elders began teaching themselves formally. It is named You High Trainlet, and is being held in a very high regard. Given the status and significance of You High Trainlets, the development of brootism was first concentrated in this trainlet, before models of modules were sent to other parts of Doxy planet. And in no more time, more developments were added to the modules of brootism. However, You High Trainlets has begun degenerating in recent times.

It is the dream of every young Crugian to become a member of You High Trainlet, hence, applications in their hundreds of thousands are being received every ascending of their third moon, equivalent of an academic session here on earth. However, only the best of the best were selected to undergo complete evolution cycles in You High Trainlet. Unfortunately, for a couple of century now, the breed of Crugians that have breeded from You High Trainlet, are beginning to unbreed, to the point of their broosting no longer being able to reach a deep barking stage, and worst of all, losing the howl stage, some Crugians at best produces whines and whimpers, the likes of which has never been heard of before. Broosting meant a Crugian’s integrity at that moment is impeccable, his diligence is without slack, his honesty without conditions, and discipline without compromise. To get all these on Doxy planet, is by a consciously cultivated lifestyle and positive impact of the immediate environment they are in at any given time. This means that the practice of a fallen system of mal-practice eventually takes its toll on the young Crugians especially, hence they are at risk of losing their broosting ability. The most abominable of all ill-practices on Doxy is the deployment of suppressive antics, as this antics is like an imbued self-destructive mechanism set in motion in a Crugian.

Therefore, in a bid to first understand this problem menacing Doxy planet, the collective council of the Crugians employed the services of a reputable and largely honest intergalactical investigative body, whose operations are clandestine based. And in just a couple of decades, a lot has been unravelled about You High Trainlet being a contributing source of decadence in Crugian society. As earlier mentioned, You High Trainlet has always been every young Crugians dream of being a member. And this is because of what You High Trainlet stood for, however, it has become a mere caricature of its shadow of its past glory. The trainlet, perceived to have still maintained what it stood for and represented, has become a subject of mock epic, at both its administrative level and even its casual level. Kennets (some sorts of classroom equivalent) in the trainlet are looking like abandoned set-ups, supposed facilities in these kennets have become the very objects of eyesores in these places. Coops, that is, where young Crugians live while in Trainlets years, are looking like an abandoned domesticated livestock’s pen for Crugians. The peats, where they ease themselves and clean up, are in such a state that demeans the intellectuality of a Crugian. Although, some young Crugians have developed a sense of consciousness over time, and have decided to reinvent a barking mode to call their management to these problems. A very sorried situation is that, You High Trainlet, the most prestigious of trainlets on Doxy planet, has degenerated to the point of clamping down on young Crugians who have taken to the barking mode. At a point when a certain young Crugian barked in print, pointing to the conditions of their coops and cleanup rooms, You High Trainlet administration was rather more interested in protecting its fallen image than addressing the menacing issues bedevilling the trainlet and young Crugians. What You High Trainlets did was to unmember that particular young Crugians who barked in print, as it caught a regional presence. However, the poor conditions of the trainlet and coops only deteriorated the more. You High Trainlet would rather place young Crugians on trial for telling them what to do and what not to do, instead of taking time to look inward and come up with ways problems and issues can be solved in the Trainlets.

It becomes a wonder, and one wants to ask, to what point are all of the elites of You High Trainlet playing the hypocrisy game? The young Crugians are being schooled in the education of their sociology and humanities as a general discipline in all trainlets, however, the same trainlets’ environments has shown little or completely no regard to whatever these young Crugians must have been absorbing. It is still a pity that the You High Trainlet’s management still parade themselves with their common slogan, written is Doxian which is “Fesz an Besz”, the full meaning of this in any language on earth is still yet to be realised, perhaps an exchange program will make earthlings more exposed to Doxian language, and that can be translated to one of earth’s language, maybe the Yoruba language, until then we have to keep chanting with the Doxians, You High Trainlet, Fesz an Besz…